Please Help! I Am In Love With A Goat, What Should I Do?

Dear Dan,
    I am in my grandma’s village at the moment. Please there is a female goat that my grandma owns that has been troubling my heart recently. The way it stares at me, eats and shakes her behind when she moves, etcAll this little things has been making me crazy. I am extremely shy of looking ,not to talk of initiating a convo. embarrassed.Is there something wrong with me? Please what should I do?